Thursday, August 31, 2006
Last Thursday's Misadventure
After work I picked up Sam and we headed for Seidman Park. It was raining. Nothing that would prevent us from going. But, as we got closer, it started raining hard. I told Sam we should just go for pizza, and try it again Saturday. He cried and cried, saying, "I want to go hiking with you." How can you say no to that. I told him that we would keep going, and see if it blew over.
When we go there it had pretty much stopped raining. The sky was pretty dark to the west, though. We got our packs loaded. Sam's back was already set with a very diluted solution of Gu2O. I sat Sam in the back of the truck while I threw my wallet, phone, camera, and keys in my hydration pack, and got the maps, map case, and GPS together. I had already locked the truck, though the tailgate was still up. Then, it thundered. Then it thundered and lightninged real close together. The storm was upon us. I told Sam that we couldn't stay. That it was too dangerous. He started crying. Somewhere he went from, "I want to go hiking" to "I don't want to die." I grabbed my wallet, phone, GPS, and Sam and shut the tailgate. I realized, too late, that my keys were still inside my hydration pack, which was still inside of the locked truck.
I double checked and sure enough, all of the doors were locked. Double drats!
We ran as fast as we could into the deep woods. Why be a lightning rod? I called Jean from my cell phone. This did increase my chances of becoming a lightning rod. Sam was crying and screaming, "I don't want to die!!!!!!!" I assured him we weren't going to die. We were in the woods in the "lightning-safe position" (crouced down with our weight on the balls of our feet). Jean answered on the other end and I said, "I hope this wasn't one of those times you left your keys in the truck." Sometimes she does that so she knows were they are. Fortunately, this wasn't one of those times. But, being a one vehicle family, we needed to find someone available to come to our house and get Jean's keys, then drive them out to me and Sam.
Some of our friends were at rehearsal and weren't by a phone. One K & K weren't home. The other friends who are also initialed K & K live in Middleville. That would be a long wait. M & A were on their way back from airport in Detroit. Jean reached them on their cell and they were only 20 minutes from our place on their way home and would be glad to help. SWEET!
By this time, the storm was over. We did the red loop of Seidman Park and plotted some waypoints. M & A arrived to save the day and we had a great talk. When they left, Sam and I decided to map the blue loop, too.
We found this HUGE turtle. We got to make him go into his shelf and have a great look at how he works. His head was a brilliant yellow and orange, as was some of his shell. Sam loved checking him out. We also saw about a dozen or so deer out there.
By the end I was carrying Sam on my shoulders. He was a tired little man.
We then went for some pizza, and brought some home for Jean as well. It was a good night. What started out as a misadventure ended as an awesome evening spent with my son.
Dust Art




A portrait of Kinky Friedman on the back of the Mazda driven by Wade's wife, Robin Wood, was

A collage of wildlife decorates the

Wade's creations attract admirers wherever he goes.

A gimme-capped John Kelso



Wade takes pride in his creations, but he knows that with one good shower, his work will just wash away.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Please Mr. President, Don't Get Suckered Into a Debate
Friday, August 25, 2006
Crazy Gear Friday

A friend of mine sent me this article from OutdoorLife.com. It frightens me that the article says to even throw away your toiletries. Yikes!
The Most Incredible Knife: Wenger wants you to do one thing: throw out your old knives. Actually, it wants you to do several things: throw out your bike tools, your toiletries, your laser pointer and so on, because you can find all of these instruments in a huge Swiss Army knife, which includes every tool the company makes. Wenger is calling the contraption “Giant Knife Version 1.0.” It debuted with all 85 features and can perform hundreds of functions.
Who doesn’t need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everyman’s gadget. It wouldn’t be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldn’t be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (They’re included, too.)
A Light Stove Made From Pop Cans
Another friend told me about making a camping stove from pop cans. There are a lot of directions. It is best just to link to the article.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
"Dad, I'm Better Than You"


So, I get invited to play air bass with my son Sam. He is in the middle of totally rocking out. His bass is slung low. He's got a good stance. Feet spread apart. He looks at me and says, "Dad, I am better than you." What the heck?? He's five for crying outloud. Just because he his bass is slung low and he has a sweet stance makes him better than me?? Well, maybe that all it takes.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
The Cartographer's New Tool

I am leading an orienteering group in the fall and will be using the GPS to mark the trails and set control markers in the woodlands. FUN! Tomorrow night after work Sam is going to hike Seidman Park with me to set waypoints for where the control markers will go. SWEET!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Pass the Buck

Mr. Tesh likes to give out facts. Some times they are dorky. But, the one he gave out this particular night was not quite as dorky on the dorky scale as most others. It was about the origins of the phrase Pass the Buck. I Googled it just to double check Mr. Tesh's facts. He was right. Here is what I confirmed.
Meaning
Pass responsibility on to someone else.
Origin
Look up buck in the dictionary and you'll find a couple of dozen assorted nouns, verbs and adjectives. The most common use of the word these days is as the slang term for the American dollar. That's not the buck meant here though. Look a little further down the list and you'll find 'buck - an article used in a game of poker', and that's the buck that's passed.
Poker became very popular in America during the second half of the 19th century. Players were highly suspicious of cheating or any form of bias and there's considerable folklore depicting gunslingers in shoot-outs based on accusations of dirty dealing. In order to avoid unfairness the deal changed hands during sessions. The person who was next in line to deal would be given a marker. This was often a knife, and knives often had handles made of buck's horn - hence the marker becoming known as a buck. When the dealer's turn was done he 'passed the buck'.
Silver dollars were later used as markers and this is probably the origin of the use of buck as a slang term for dollar.
The earliest citation of the phrase in print is from the Weekly New Mexican, July 1865:
"They draw at the commissary, and at poker after they have passed the buck.".
This is clearly around the time that the phrase was coined as there are many such references in the following years.
You can link to the story here.
Friday, August 18, 2006
Between Two Names
"The Bible tells us that those who seek God will one day be given a new name: 'Everyone who is victorious will eat of the manna that has been hidden away in heaven. And I will give to each one a white stone, and on the stone will be engraved a new name that no one knows except the one who receives it.'"
"The word mores, the Latin word that means 'convention,' is where we get our word morality. We settle for the morality of our community in order to fit in, to not be too different, odd, or undesirable. And in that placid counterfeit of true life, we find respite from the questions that seek us out when we stare into the sky. In the norms of our world, we find a name that seems to fit us, but we intuitively know that the name our church, family, friends, and business associates speak to us is not the truest name that will be spoken. Or so we hope."
"So our life is a journey to discover our true name, though, sadly, many of us never choose to begin the search."
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Of Blue Flames and Foul Odors

I have two MSR Whisper Lite stoves. They were purchased at the same time and are identical. One of their features is that you need to fill the bottom cup of the stove with fuel and do a pre-burn. In one of the experiments I got one stove going, but failed to turn the gas on for the other stove in time – so the pre-burn was in vain. I let it cool for a couple of minutes. If you don't let it cool the stove is too hot and the fuel vaporizes. I didn't let it cool long enough, and the fuel vaporized. But, like an IDIOT I didn't close the fuel valve. After about 30 seconds the flame from one stove jumped across to the non-lit to ignite the vapors. I thought to myself, "Self, I think your leg is on fire." I ran up the stairs of the porch. Legs went out. I did have the frame of mind to close the fuel nob to off.

This morning I sort of forgot about the incident, though my leg feels like it has been sunburned. Most of the morning I kept thinking our drains were emitting some foul odor. Then, I realized I was the foul odor. I smell like a perm gone bad.
Monday, August 14, 2006
No Wonder the Bandits Wear Masks


We hit the road about 3:30 Friday afternoon, and hit the trail about 6. It was Alina's first backpacking trip, th



We got to our site about 7:15, after a few potty breaks along the way. We got camp set up, and attemp

We ate mac and cheese on the beach at sunset. Nothing says romance to me like sitting on a


It was time to get the kids to bed and to get cleaned up and put away so that Jean and I could turn in. Sam helped me hang the bear rope, then he got ready for bed. Sam slept in the guys' tent, Alina slept in the ladies' tent. Jean and I washed dishes and got nearly everything put away. I went and got Sam out of the tent so he could see the big dipper. He said that he could see what I was

By the time we got everything cleaned up


I woke up Saturday and it was pretty cool out. Low 50ยบ's. The morning sky was colorful. I snapped a few pictures, then went over to get the food bag. See, the plan was to get both stoves

I took the bag, and garbage, back to camp. I informed Jean that we had visitors in the night. She exclaimed, "Oh no!" and came out of the tent. I proceeded to show her that every

I told her the best plan would be to get everything packed up and hike out now. Before the kids got hungry and they don't have the energy to walk. Agreed. Sam was SO sad. He wanted to stay and swim. I told him that I did, too. It was so cool watching Sam and Alina enjoy our surroundings Friday night. I was looking forward to watching them enjoy it more on Saturday.

When I caught up

We ended up at this little restaurant in Luddington called the Kountry Kitchent. Wonderful wonderful food. We were back home and napping Saturday by 1:30. Whenever one woke up we headed over to Millenium Park to the splash park and beach area. The water was warm. Like bathwater. Nice.

I was bummed walking out. It was probably our last weekend that we would have to both camp and swim. A friend of mine is borrowing some gear tomorrow night for a trip he is taking with his daughter in a couple of weekends. We may have one good weekend after Labor Day. I hope so.
But, this weekend wasn't about me being able

Sunday, August 13, 2006
Checkmate
"It started five years ago with my annual fishing trip. Those of you unfamiliar with fly-fishing must rid your minds of the images of that other kind – guys in their lawn chairs down at the city pond, chugging cheap beer while they attempt to fool fish with flourescent pink, garlic-flavored cheese balls beneath an enormous bobber. You wonder if they haven't met their match. To compare that with a day on a high mountain stream pursuing wild trout through the elegance and serenity of fly-fishing is like comparing the mini mart at your gas station to Nordstrom's or professional wrestling to gymnastics, or the Simpsons to Shakespeare. Enough said.
This yearly pilgrimage has always been for me a time of consumate pleasure, a banquet of beauty with deep friendship and adventure. Then it all began to unravel. I had scheduled a few days on the Frying Pan River in Colorado in late May the fishing there is legendary, and recent reports had been phnomenal. But as a friend and I drove up to the river, it began to rain. Not to worry, I thought. Late spring often brings rain. It'll blow over in an hour or two. As we climbed into the mountains, the rain turned into a snowstorm that lasted the entire trip.
I began to play chess with God. The following year, I planned our trip for July to elimate all possibility of snow. I booked several days at a private ranch that caters to fly fisherman, with a guide to take us out on the upper Rio Grande. The night before we were to leave, I received a call telling me that no, it had not snowed, but thunderstorms had created mud slides and the fishing was impossible. They offered to refund my money.
I sensed that God had made a countermove, and that my king was in danger. Grabbing my phone book, I found the number of another guide on a different river and called him. Yes, the fishing was fabulous. Yes, he could take us out tomorrow. I hung up the phone with a smile. Your move, God. When we arrived early the next morning, the fellow said sadly, "It's the strangest thing, but they opened the dam last night and the river's flooded. Sorry 'bout that."
The next year it was a drought; the year after that we still don't know what happened. High in the meadows of the Eastern Sierra, the fish had seemed to simply vanish from the San Joaguin. I was losing the game, as you can tell. But I hadn't been cornered; not yet.
Last year I was invited to speak at a conference near Bend, Oregon. It is a place very dear to me, full of memories from my childhood. The Deschutes River flows through there, and I was looking forward (can you believe my tenacity?) to some great time on the water with my new fly rod. (Country musicians usa a fiddle, but to play Mozart you need a violin. Bait fisherman use poles, while fly fisherman use rods.) I made what I felt would be my winning move. A friend arranged access for me to a private stretch of the Deshutes, a ranch visited each year by only a handful of people. The caretaker was an old master fly fisherman. When the owner of the shop in town learned where I was headed, he looked around furtively, leaned across the counter, and whispered, "Mister, that may be the best one hundred yards of fishing in the United States." Something smiled in my heart and said, Check.
Old Bill was a marvelous fisherman, and as we walked down to the water, he realized, "I'm thinkin'... let's see... you're the first guy to fish this since last October." Six months ago, I thought. This is going to be incredible. You know what's coming next. Nothing. We caught nothing. BIll had a funny look on his face. "John," he said, "people come from all over the world to fish this ranch. I've never had a day like this... ever." Feeling for all the world like Jonah, I said, "Bill, this is not about you. The fishing will be great tomorrow after I've gone." Checkmate.
Friday, August 11, 2006
Finding Rest
Early this week I began looking at what it means to rest "in" Jesus. Not rest "from" Him, or rest from life. I started with Matthew 11. 28"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."
Jesus asks me, one who is weary and burdened, to come to him for rest. In Galations 6:5 it talks about the difference between a load and a burden. A burden is something that we shouldn't carry by ourselves, a load is something that we are supposed to carry. So, what am I trying to do, trying to carry, that I shouldn't be? I started a list. Not to get worked up about, but simply to bring to mind things that I am trying to handle, things that are burdening me, that really have no need to. So far, only one thing has come to mind. One person. My apple throwing compadre at the office.
Another day, I also looked at Hebrews 3. 7So, as the Holy Spirit says:
"Today, if you hear his voice,
8do not harden your hearts
as you did in the rebellion,
during the time of testing in the desert,
9where your fathers tested and tried me
and for forty years saw what I did.
10That is why I was angry with that generation,
and I said, 'Their hearts are always going astray,
and they have not known my ways.'
11So I declared on oath in my anger,
'They shall never enter my rest.' "[a]
12See to it, brothers, that none of you has a sinful, unbelieving heart that turns away from the living God. 13But encourage one another daily, as long as it is called Today, so that none of you may be hardened by sin's deceitfulness. 14We have come to share in Christ if we hold firmly till the end the confidence we had at first. 15As has just been said:
"Today, if you hear his voice,
do not harden your hearts
as you did in the rebellion."[b]
16Who were they who heard and rebelled? Were they not all those Moses led out of Egypt? 17And with whom was he angry for forty years? Was it not with those who sinned, whose bodies fell in the desert? 18And to whom did God swear that they would never enter his rest if not to those who disobeyed[c]? 19So we see that they were not able to enter, because of their unbelief.
I have understood that I need to be aware of not shutting out God. This is a desert time. I must not rebel against Him. I must not harden my heart to God during this desert time so that I will enter a place of rest.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
The Difference Between Boys' Bikes and Girls' Bikes

Wednesday, August 09, 2006
And it WAS FULL
Dirt. No Dirt. Dirt. No Dirt. Dirt. No Dirt.

The company that we hired to do the septic system comes highly recomended. But, the company didn't want to start the job until the ground was very dry. Like, late June. The sanitarian didn't like that, especially since sewage seemed to be draining out a


So the septic company put in the tanks at the end of June. But, the couldn't put the new drain field in then simply due to other jobs. They finally attempted around July 23rd, but couldn't due to rain. The rain made the ground soft, which meant their big trucks were sinking in my lawn. So, they started Monday.
My wife and I were going to keep most/all of the dirt. But, they had to dig down a lot further than was originally anticipated to get to good sand. See, sand helps drain away waste and things. Instead of digging down the original 10' they had planned to, the ended up digging down 23'. Yes, down 23'. So 10' wide, by 60' long, by 23' long equals a lot of cubic feet of dirt.

Jean, thinking of me, wanted them to take it away as that was a lot of dirt to move around. But, I wanted to build her a cool retaining wall so that we could have more usable yard and that she could put her vegetable garden in.
Well, Jean told the guy who owns the septic installation company that we didn't want the dirt. He wasn't a happy camper. I came home. We talked over keeping the dirt. He was all set to put up a silt fence for us until we got the wall built. Then, he was concerned that the



Monday, August 07, 2006
Some Trips Are Better Than Others
Yesterday evening I was out cleaning the garage. It miraculously appeared. Under the Moe's frisbee. I told Jean that I found it, but we decided that it is best that it still be on a trip.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
And David Gave them the Nod
Not only was there cool people, good food, and significant splashing, there was also the infamous awards night. There were two award catagories: Ed's Awards, and the People's Choice Awards.

The Ed's Award for "I Didn't Ride, but I Came Anyway" went to Derek and Jack. They received a car sucker from the movie "Cars," and a David Hasselhoff certificate.
The People's Choice Award for "Most Painful Fall" most definitely would have been won hands down by Gary. Gary had a fall where he smashed his face on a stump, and about 16 hours later got the sweats and dizziness due to the trauma to his sinus cavity. Gary has been on vacation and couldn't be with us Tuesday night. Josh was voted to receive the award. Josh received a first aid kit and a David Hasselhoff certificate.
The People's Choice Award for "Mr. Fearless" went to Carl. Carl typically lapped everyone at least once on the trail, and most often twice. Carl received a race car helmet with candy inside, along with a David Hasselhoff certificate.
The People's Choice Award for "Mr. Wisdom" went to Terry. Terry received a flashlight filled with candy, and a David Hasselhoff certificate.
The People's Choice Award for "Superhero" went to Brian. Brian works at a local bike shop always seemed to be at the right place at the right time, along with a servant's heart, to help out when there was equipment failure. Brian received a Spiderman Pez Dispensor and a David Hasselhoff certificate.
The People's Choice Award for "Mr. Positive" went to Johnny for his great attitude no matter how difficult the trail was. Johnny received a 100 Grand candy bar, and the now famed David Hasselhoff certificate.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
A Hiking Kilt for Men


I told Mitch that it would be cool
